omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number

(Source: toocooltobehipster, via alldrews)

i’ve got a shoe in my hand that i’d really like to throw

(Source: bieberballs, via thatpurpleninjaswag)

h-styles:

fuckme-1direction:

nickiminiall:

h-styles:

theyre british what did you expect

of course theyre gonna be pussies

cant handle american women

this is why we won the war

oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.

how did your tea taste

after we threw it in the harbor 

bitch

(via alldrews)

ollymurs:

but i just wanna take a moment to appreciate justin’s socks 

(via alldrews)

wait what the fuck is going on?

*Justin wins*

smilingwithjb: